Oh, well thank you. :D Your grey, illuminating face brings joy to me—you are beautiful too, Anon!

54. Is there someone you will never forget? Absolutely. I will never, in a million years, forget the first boy I ever liked—Jamey. I was in the 2nd grade and I was relatively new to school…naturally, nobody liked me because they already had their friends and whatnots. I didn’t care…you know, I was used to being alone at this point. Well, this kid was the absolute apple of my eye! Gosh, he was cool and he was funny and he was, I thought, really nice. I told him that I liked him. He made fun of me and told all the other kids…he’s the one who taught me never to reveal my feelings. He’s the one I will never forget because he made me the way I am…I feel so inadequate, to this day, because of him. 

49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her? I don’t have a bf/gf…however, I do have an imaginary Facebook wife that I fake-argue with in public and my favorite thing about her is the fact that we can be so crude together and it not be anything. Like, we joke around about leather whips and secret trysts in the mountains of Germany…but it’s not serious and I like that we can joke around with each other. It also doesn’t help that she is absolutely hilarious and sings ’80s music with me whenever we get together.

50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept? Oh…man…I think I would. I mean, he hurt me…but, we were kids. Kids are mean. I would definitely accept his apology and forgive him. 

51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for? My friends…I don’t quite have a relation-dating-ship someone that I would do anything for…so, I’ll say my besties/roommates/running mates because they are the candles in the window on a cold, dark winter’s night…

67. What is your idea of the perfect date? Going to see a movie, as I am quite the cinefile…then heading home, getting in pajamas, laying in bed, and talking for hours about the movie and random life lessons or something. Just…something very relaxed and open. Openness is key for me.

3. Are you a virgin? Yep. I sure am. Now, I am actually quite proud of myself when I think about this because sometimes I feel absolutely sexually frustrated and feel the need to throw myself on the next guy who comes near me—be it a suave businessman or a rickety homeless man with wild conspiracy theories—and somehow manage to keep myself in check. **SPOILER ALERT AHEAD**…I’ve actually never been in a relationship. Oh man. Sad, right? Nah…anywho, I look forward to the day I meet Chris Evans in person because I will rape and ravage the hell out of him. That’d be a beautiful “this is how your mother lost her virginity” story to tell the youngins someday. 

5. Are you in love? Eh, no…I am actually, and this is foreshadowing the next question’s answer, currently “obsessed” with someone who isn’t a celebrity (SHOCK AND AWE) but I am 100% positive that it won’t go anywhere. Sucks…

8. Describe your crush Well, I’m not giving details because I’m quite afraid to admit who he is…because I just met him this year and it would be awkward if he ever, however unlikely, found out because he knows a very good friend of mine and I wouldn’t want to screw that up (sorry for the run-on). Well, he’s hilarious. Absolutely hilarious. One of the first things that attracts me to a guy is balls-deep humor and he has it. Also, he likes sports and I like sports. Match made in Heaven. He’s really laid back and easy to talk to…I dunno…he’s just a really nice guy. //sigh

9. Describe your perfect mate: I answered this already but I’ll make it short this time: humor, sportsy, personality, up-to-par hygiene…basically the guy above. Also, Chris Evans…or Paul Walker…

15. Do you have any piercings? I used to have my nose pierced and my lip…I had to take the nose piercing out at school my Freshmen year in high skoo’ and it ended up healing over by the end of the day (I’ll never forgive you, Mr. Tyson, NEVER)…my lip piercing got massacred by my beautiful karaoke skills. You see, I went out to the CLUB after I got it done and…well, while I was belting out “Bye, Bye, Bye” it came out and started bleeding EVERYWHERE. I had to finish the song and run to the bathroom…I ended up having to push another ring through but it was gone…dead and gone…infected to shit…gone…I’ll never forgive you, N’Sync, NEVER.

16. Do you have any tattoos? Nope, but I want one. I’m thinking about getting one done of something Memphis: The Musical related…because, well, that’s the show that inspires me to continue to pursue acting even though I know it’s the absolute worst career field to attempt.

19. THIS QUESTION DOTH NOT EXIST, MY LORD.

20. Do you shower every day? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Absolutely yes. I feel yucky, icky, gross if I don’t. Call it OCD, if you will…I also sweat everyday due to my rigorous exercise routine…[hahahahnotreally]…

25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year? Not unless I get my shit together and lose some weight.

9. Describe your perfect mate: Chris Evans. Nyeah, in reality my perfect mate would be someone who fits the Hallmark criteria: humorous and has a great personality. It’s also really, really important that this person bathe more than once a month…the smell of rotten fungus in the morning would make me darn near puke. 

82. Who is the last person you hugged? Well, I’m not much of a “hugger”…but…the last person I hugged was a guy I used to go to school with because he recognized me. Small world, right?

85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet? I can’t say that I would…not someone I hadn’t met and actually connected with in real life. I’m an avid believer in “murderers lurk on the internet” and I kind of let my paranoia get the best of me…however, I would not be opposed to getting to know an internet someone and then MAYBE hanging out with them in a heavily populated area where there will be plenty of witnesses should I disappear. 

37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated? Um, yes, actually…that was in middle school, though. The person I liked actually asked me out but I said no because I was afraid of what they would think…eh, that’s not me now. NO WAY. IF I LIKES YA AND I WANTS YA AND YA WANTS ME TOO (and you’re not a murderer from the internet) THEN I SAY LET’S PARTY.

25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year? RuPaul says at the end of every episode of RuPaul’s Drag Race, “If you can’t love yourself then how in the hell are you gonna love somebody else? Can I get an Amen?!” I always secretly whisper, “amen…” because it’s true. I’m currently working on managing my weight, which is the biggest issue I have with myself…after I’ve successfully managed to stick to a routine, which is happening, and stick to a nice diet of something other than coffee and ramen then I’m sure I’d have no problem riding the relationSHIP.